Recently it has come to my attention that a show I watch, Fringe, is going to do a god damned "musical" episode.  All this does is confirm WHY I hate the unwashed masses so god damn much, and YOU, America.  Click below for why. 

So, that disgusting shithole Myspace.com whose only competition for ugly ass design was the now defunct geocities, has revealed that YOUR data is now up for sale to the highest bidder!  Hahahahahha!

http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/myspace_bulk_data.php

Some lucky (READ: Sucker!) buyer is going to be the proud owner of gigabytes of angsty asshole musings, shit home made music from shit home made bands too cheap to spend $7 on godaddy to register their own domain, and stupid fans of even stupider people.  

Anyone stupid enough to have actually signed up for Myspace, surely, deserves whatever mass marketing crap which will inevitably start showing up in your mail boxes!  Hahahhahaha!  

Rest assured though, we here at the Asshole Kicker's Gang will never sell any of your information.  Not because we're not greedy bastards, because we are, but more importantly, because we don't give a fuck about any of you, so who the hell else would!

Ok let's kick this shit into high gear by kicking in the balls something that sorely needs a cock-punching:  Apple, and all the slaver ing god damned fucking retard fanboys that follow Apple around.  Click below for why.