RIP Rik Mayall

Written by  on June 9, 2014

So a serious post for a moment, because frankly the world is a shitty unfunny place and can’t tolerate really funny people. British comedian Rik[...]

Fuck you,

Written by  on May 31, 2014

You know what, I’m fucking sick and tired of “curated” forums. You know the kind. You go to some fucking site, are forced to sign in[...]

Hey, is this fucking thing on?

Written by  on May 15, 2014

Well, is it? Anyone still come to this shit-assed site anymore or does the Shitternet only consist of Facebook now? We all know Slowbot don’t come[...]

Man up, you fucking pussies! – Part 1

Written by  on October 29, 2013

Alright you fucking whores, despite my best efforts to try and be a better beefstick over the last few months, helping old ladies across the street and[...]


Written by  on July 18, 2013

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE CHICKENHEAD BUNKER Time is short, and what I have to say needs to be said.  I say the following as a devout atheist. I[...]

Enema of the State

Written by  on June 10, 2013

Incoming Chickenhead Transmission: Greetings again children, I am once again coming to you from my underground bunker (which is now coated in tinfoil for[...]


Written by  on June 6, 2013

INCOMING CHICKENHEAD TRANSMISSION: I SEND YOU GREETINGS CHILDREN, from the underground bunker beneath the venerable Chicken Farm.  And I give you ONE[...]

Dear Mr. Businessman: CHOKE ON COCK

Written by  on May 10, 2013

Incoming Chickenhead Transmission: Yes my children it has been quite a long time since my last contact with you; this is because It Is The Spring and There[...]

Why I did not become a HAM: Or, fuck the FCC (and the sycophants that worship them)

Written by  on April 18, 2013

Incoming Chickenhead Transmission: Ok this is sure to attract the attention of the mighty Viking but it has to be said. At one time I thought it might[...]

Living off the Grid

Written by  on April 13, 2013

Incoming Chickenhead Transmission: Greetings from the land of no hydro.  Yes, I am still without power and the lazy fuckers at the hydro company tell[...]